{"product_id":"book-sorry-in-advance-for-making-things-weird","title":"Book - Sorry In Advance For Making Things Weird","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNational bestselling author Dave Tarnowski, the visionary behind the 2.4-million+ follower @DisappointingAffirmations Instagram account, is back with a fresh and funny brace of realistic affirmations that recognize that failure is always an option across the many splendors of our lives.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLife: It's often disappointing!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether it's everyday experiences with family, friends, work, love, or the general hell of other people, there's ample opportunity for disillusionment. Hilarious disillusionment. Disappointment guru Dave Tarnowski's second collection features \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003enew and exclusive affirmations\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and dozens of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003etransformed and unpublished fan favorites\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e from his wildly popular Instagram account.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis abundance of wisdom is helpfully organized into eight everyday subjects on which we can all use a little subversive sympathetic enlightenment (including Daily Motivation, Work, Success, and Other People). Dave excavates each subject further in a funny, clear-eyed short essay. All photos are his own. All feelings widely shared.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLike a non-disappointing gift with purchase,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003ethe book's jacket folds out into a new motivational poster\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e , suitable for display anywhere disappointment may strike.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eContributor Bio\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDave Tarnowski is the bestselling author of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eDisappointing Affirmations: Unfollow your dreams!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand the creator of hundreds of viral memes over the course of a decade. He lives in New York with his trauma. Follow him on Instagram at @disappointingaffirmations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChronicle Books\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e128 Pages\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5.2 x 7.2\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRaincoast Distribution Group\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Twisted Goods Inc.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42057028173870,"sku":"123504","price":25.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1756\/5975\/files\/WhiteBackgroundEdits-2026-02-05T160648.341.png?v=1770332901","url":"https:\/\/twistedgoods.ca\/products\/book-sorry-in-advance-for-making-things-weird","provider":"Twisted Goods","version":"1.0","type":"link"}